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Personal post towards my humor. On the phone with Gertrud Barkhorn

Gertrud: Chris were are you right now ?

Me: Why what’s wrong ?

Gertrud: Hartmann keeps asking for someone to sleep next to her in bed.

Me: Why don’t you do it ?

Gertrud: She wants a guy for some weird reason, and you’re the only guy I can trust without doing anything weird to her.

Me: Sorry, I’m in the middle of picking up a package.

Gertrud: She won’t even put her cloths back on, so she’s completely nude at this point.

Me: Hags up the phone.

Gertrud: … hello 

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